The Five Worst Ways to Keep the Virgin Part of the Oracle of Delphi by aimmyarrowshigh (Mature)

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Fandom Category: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Pairing: Rachel Elizabeth Dare/Percy Jackson
Fic Title: The Five Worst Ways to Keep the Virgin Part of the Oracle of Delphi
Author: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Link: http://aimmyarrowshigh.livejournal.com/27484.html?format=light
Rating/Warning(s): Mature / sexual content, underage
Genre: PWP
WIP?: No
Special Rec: 15/30

Why This Must Be Read: Percy and Rachel are just fun together in the books, and the naughtiness of this piece really goes along well with their respective rule-breaking personalities.

Of course Percy knows she’s the Virgin Oracle of Delphi.

That’s what makes it so much fun.

Are You There, God? It's Me, Edward, by dollsome

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Let me preface this by saying: this is crackfic of the most glorious kind. Also, my icon is kinda non-linearly appropriate.

Fandom Category: Twilight
Pairing: Bella Swan's blood/Edward Cullen
Fic Title: Are You There, God? It's Me, Edward
Author: dollsome
Link: http://dollsome.livejournal.com/1447186.html
Rating/Warning(s): Pg-13ish? For crude humor?
Genre: CRACK FIC.
WIP?: No

Why This Must Be Read: No, wait! Don't turn away! THIS FIC IS FOR YOU. It is glorious and hilarious, and only dollsome could ever get me to read Twilight fic. I just... man, I love this fic. Read it, and laugh hysterically. Please read the author's note if you wanna be forewarned about the "crass" nature of the fic, but seriously, just read the fic.

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