Fandom Category: Community
Pairing: Britta Perry/Jeff Winger, Annie Edison/Troy Barnes
Fic Title: Just Like You Would To Your Girl Or Guy
Author:
fujiidom
Link: http://fujiidom.livejournal.com/178764.html
Rating/Warning(s): T
Genre: AU
WIP?: No
Why This Must Be Read: What if they were community college teachers instead? Because I love this premise, and the voices of all the characters are still perfect.
Britta hates guys like Jeff Winger. They swoop in, take all her non-committal mojo and make her question why she’d even taken a job here in the first place. She’s always liked to appear academic and telling people you’re a college professor almost always got an eyebrow raise in response. (Unless she slipped and added community in there, first. Fucking stupid social stigma. Like she even cares what you think. She helped Thom Yorke order coffee in Italy, okay.)
Still. Here Jeff Winger was, strolling into the cafeteria and charming his way through the lunch line without even paying. This college wasn’t hipster enough for the both of them and even though she knows that her Women’s Studies classes are home to actual discussion and knowledge, objectively, it’s just as easy a class as his. She designed it that way, so that people wouldn’t resent her for helping to open their minds.
Then Winger sets up shop two hallways down and from what she hears he just gives out A’s. Whether you show up or you don’t, if you sleep or text or make out with your girlfriend the whole time (hotness or girl on girl permitting). There’s easy classes and then there’s Criminal Justice.
Most of the other teachers hate him (which she, at least, tries to not let on because she thinks it somehow makes him enjoy it more), but she definitely has the most reason to. On the days when he hits on her, she spends an extra twenty minutes at the start of her lecture ranting about patriarchal societies and misogyny in modern culture.
If she happens to have him in mind during some – or most – of that time, well, her students don’t need to know that. Sleeping with him was definitely a mistake. A big one.
Pairing: Britta Perry/Jeff Winger, Annie Edison/Troy Barnes
Fic Title: Just Like You Would To Your Girl Or Guy
Author:
Link: http://fujiidom.livejournal.com/178764.html
Rating/Warning(s): T
Genre: AU
WIP?: No
Why This Must Be Read: What if they were community college teachers instead? Because I love this premise, and the voices of all the characters are still perfect.
Britta hates guys like Jeff Winger. They swoop in, take all her non-committal mojo and make her question why she’d even taken a job here in the first place. She’s always liked to appear academic and telling people you’re a college professor almost always got an eyebrow raise in response. (Unless she slipped and added community in there, first. Fucking stupid social stigma. Like she even cares what you think. She helped Thom Yorke order coffee in Italy, okay.)
Still. Here Jeff Winger was, strolling into the cafeteria and charming his way through the lunch line without even paying. This college wasn’t hipster enough for the both of them and even though she knows that her Women’s Studies classes are home to actual discussion and knowledge, objectively, it’s just as easy a class as his. She designed it that way, so that people wouldn’t resent her for helping to open their minds.
Then Winger sets up shop two hallways down and from what she hears he just gives out A’s. Whether you show up or you don’t, if you sleep or text or make out with your girlfriend the whole time (hotness or girl on girl permitting). There’s easy classes and then there’s Criminal Justice.
Most of the other teachers hate him (which she, at least, tries to not let on because she thinks it somehow makes him enjoy it more), but she definitely has the most reason to. On the days when he hits on her, she spends an extra twenty minutes at the start of her lecture ranting about patriarchal societies and misogyny in modern culture.
If she happens to have him in mind during some – or most – of that time, well, her students don’t need to know that. Sleeping with him was definitely a mistake. A big one.