honesty: the very best policy, By falseeeyelashes (pg)

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For challenge 56, cancelled too soon.

Fandom Category: Better Off Ted
Pairing: Veronica Palmer/Ted Crisp
Fic Title: honesty: the very best policy
Author: falseeeyelashes
Link: http://falseeeyelashes.livejournal.com/232344.html
Rating/Warning(s): PG
Genre: Humor
WIP?: no

Why This Must Be Read: Ted/Veronica is my OTP for the show, because they were just so perfect for each other - well matched, snarky, the back and forth byplay; I have a type, and this pinged it. This fic does that pairing justice! Hilarious and awesome.

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It starts in the lab.

But then again just about anything worth mentioning at Veridian Dynamics starts in the lab.

Or the bathroom.

But that would make this a different kind of story.

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Actually, it starts with this:

“We want to wage domestic warfare!” Veronica had said from the doorway to Ted's office. Ted had tilted his head to the left.

“Come again?”

“Domestic warfare, Ted. We here at Veridian have pioneered and championed advances and strategies in nuclear, chemical, guerilla, invisible and intergalactic warfare. We want to aim a little closer to home. We,” and she paused, “Want to get personal.”

“Oh boy.”